What three words would you use to describe yourself?
Annoyed, tired, hungry

What was the last book you read?
I don't read a lot, if I do, it's usually my Bible

What do you do on Sundays?
Sleep. Go to church

What would you say you are best at doing?
Empathising with others

What could you do as a child that you can’t do now?

Back flips

Were you named after anyone?
Yes, after mother dear. (Bernice)

Do you like your handwriting?

Sure, why not

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Probably not, I have a way to cheese people off for good

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I try to always wear slip-ons

What do you like most about yourself?
My sense of humour

What is the first thing you notice about people?
The way they treat others

Do you like roller coasters?
What's not to like?

What’s on your mouse pad?
My mouse

Favourite sounds?
My wife's laugh, the rain, the ocean, thunderstorms at night, good music.

Do you have a special talent?
Do you?

One thing most people don’t know about you?
I'm left handed and hold my knife with the left hand, but I throw and kick with the right side

How do you like your eggs?
Medium, sunny side up

Everybody has a band or artist that they are reluctant to admit to liking. What or who is yours?
I've grown to like Katy Perry

What did you last splash your cash on?
A wedding

What meal do you typically choose when visiting a restaurant?
Anything with spare rib

What is your favourite book?
I love how-to books, anything that improves me as a person. The Bible is a firm favourite

Biggest phobia?
Man made structures, everything from bridges to skyscrapers. I just don't trust man made things

Most embarrassing moment?
Ah yes…I was invited for Sunday lunch with my (then) girlfriend and most of her relatives. Everything went smooth right up until her grandfather decided that he would start singing for me. So, I just stood there, smiling like an idiot. Good times

Favourite item of clothing?
Combination of three things: good pair of socks, a freshly ironed t-shirt and a pair of tracksuit pants

Do you make your bed when you get up?

Only when someone else is watching

How many cups of coffee do you drink a day?

I'm trying to quit

What one thing do you never leave the house without?
Keys, wallet, cellphone

Worst edible item ever created?
Asparagus. Hands down

How many times a day do you look in the mirror?
Too many times

Favourite chocolate bar?
Tempo