Me: Dollface, have somehow deleted Cath’s cell number – could you send?
Friend: < >
Me: Just got a blank SMS. Have you gone blank? Hahahaha! *snort*
Friend: There should have been an attachment?
Me: Nope. Are you feeling detached? Hahaha!
Friend: Sorry. Who are you?
Me: I am me. Feeling better after the Sinuta
Me: Meant “Sinutab” really, keys on cellphone seem to have shrunk
Friend: So I see!
Me: Am going to take one every morning throughout Christmas Season. Life better once nasal hygiene is sorted and mood has magically lifted. I have extra in case your sinusses sinisses sineses (whatever) are also “clogged”! *wink*
Friend: Did you eat before taking them, Shell?
Me: No, too distracted trying to get “Achy Creaky Heart” out of head.
Me: Meant Breaky not Creak
Me: And by Creak I mean Creaky
Me: Seem to be channelling a dyslexic Billy Rae Cyprus!!
Me: And by Cyprus, I mean Cyrus
Friend: Please lose this number.
On the upside though, my sinuses are as clean as a whistle! One must always look on the bright side of life mustn’t one?