The Twelve Tenors

The Twelve Tenors

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A little opera, a little pop, a little swing.

A lot of blond beefcakes belting it out, and a wall-of-sound finale that sees everyone rise to their feet and shout for more. At least the audience showed some restraint, because I’d half expected someone to yell “get your kit off!”

That’s an evening with The Twelve Tenors, where a dozen chaps make posh music popular by giving it the sexy packaging of hot young bods. Yep, classical music certainly hits the right note when it’s performed by snappily dressed bleach-blond hunks.

It’s a fun show, but for a while something didn’t quite gel. It can’t have been the hairstyles, because several tubs of gel were keeping those fringes from moving.

In fact that’s it – it was all a little too stiff and perfectly controlled. The Twelve Tenors look like catwalk models, and for the formulaic first half they were acting like mannequins too. Step forward, step back, swing an arm. I was willing one of them to step out of line and add a little flamboyance.

Only when Simon Schofield performed a funny and enormously energetic dance routine did the personalities kick in. After that it was as if someone told them to loosen up and unleash their characters, making it far more fun and doubly engaging.

The dozen singers are mainly of Irish descent, and that flavours the show with too many Irish medleys. South African audiences want to hear the songs we know, like We Are The Champions, or songs that inspire, like Nessun Dorma. The songs we like, not the songs their producers like.

Nessun Dorma is inevitably the highlight, belted out by the star of the show Branden James. But I doubt I was the only one unsettled by this souped-up version, with twanging notes from the five-piece band behind them almost fighting against the voices.

Arvid Larsen shares the glory as the lead vocalist for several songs, including the inevitable You Raise Me Up. Some of the others have their moments too, but there’s a definite feeling that a few boys at the back were chosen for their snappy dancing and chiselled looks rather than for their star potential.

Yet the sheer power of so many voices becomes beautifully clear in the final few songs, when all 12 line up to create a strong, pure, mesmerising sound. It’s enough to give you goose bumps.

The Twelve Tenors sing at Joburg Theatre (previously called The Civic) until Sunday, 28th February 2010. For bookings follow the links alongside.

Review by Lesley Stones

Lesley Stones is a former Brit who is now proudly South African and based in Johannesburg.

She started her career by reviewing rock bands for a national music paper, then worked for various evening newspapers before spending four fun years living in Cairo. She was the IT Editor of Business Day for 12 years before going freelance to specialise in travel & leisure writing and being opinionated about life in general.

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