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It's amazing how some people THRIVE under pressure. They live on nothing but coffee and cigarettes, eat only their fingernails, are the first to arrive at work and the last to leave, can multitask superbly and still have enough energy for a two-hour gym session at night. I, unfortunately, am NOT one of those people. I completely fall apart when I have not had a full ten-hours' sleep a night, and have even been known to cry when waking up in the morning because I am so exhausted. My family and friends know that if I am woken up in the middle of the night, it had better be because one of their limbs has fallen off (and even then, they run the risk of my grabbing it and beating them senseless with the wet end.) But it's not really my grumpiness that is the problem. It's the fact that I have a rather embarrassing tendency to use the wrong words when I am tired... (Read more)

Erm yes. Let's just move on, shall we? On another note (just because I am grumpy), I phoned City Power yesterday and gave some poor man a severe talking to because the street lights in my ENTIRE suburb were left on for the whole day. PLEASE don't ask me to be responsible about using less electricity, charge me almost DOUBLE anyway, and then leave the street lights on during the day. I am decidedly annoyed about the whole matter because it's really Electricity 101, isn't it? "If money is an issue; then turn off what you don't need." My street lights would be a GREAT place to start. Just a thought. Use it; don't use it.

As you can see, I am in desperate need of a good drink and a good laugh! Thankfully I have a few ideas up my sleeve that you too might enjoy:

  1. We can go wine-tasting here in Joburg! The Intercontinental Johannesburg Sandton Towers will be hosting a mouth-watering dinner and wine-tasting evening on Friday, 26th of March. SUCH a great opportunity to eat, drink and be merry!
  2. My favourite comedian, Barry Hilton (the only man other than my husband that can make me laugh until I cry), will be performing his Fresh Catch show at the Theatre of Marcellus at Emperors Palace for THREE SHOWS ONLY from 1 - 3 April 2010. Fans are in for a real treat!
  3. If you are heading to KZN during the school holidays, then you have to click here for details of what is happening on the SUNdeck at Suncoast. You can do yoga on the beach, visit the Outdoor Expo, or have fun with the kids at the Magic Company (I had more fun than Kayla did.) You might even win a brand new VW Golf 6!
  4. Back in its fourth year running, the Living and Loving Kids and Baby Expo (in association with Cuddlers) will be at Emperors Palace from Monday, 25th to Thursday, 28th of March and promises to be bigger and better than before!
Also a reminder that you can win one of two spa treatments from Classique Spa (valued at R1 650 each). To enter, simply refer a few friends that you think would enjoy reading our newsletter. For each new friend you introduce - you get one entry into the competition! Click here to enter (remember to send us their names and email addresses). And don't forget to nominate a friend that you think deserves to chill out with some fantastic cocktails from Original Iced Cocktails - because you BOTH win hampers! Click here to nominate a friend.

Don't miss the hilarious Al Prodgers who writes about "stargazing" this week. And be sure to visit our brand new website - especially the Events Calendar. I am very proud of it and think you should make it your home page!

Have a great week!
 


 
     

       
 
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 If the Mayans are correct the world will  end in 2012. This should be cause for  concern but in actual fact it means that  we can spend frivolously as there is no  need to save money for old age.
 
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 Rolling lawns, shady trees, water and  boats, ducks, quiet nooks and fine food  in the open air - why are you still at  home? Read on...

 
       
       
 
 Finger food is all the rage! Here are 3  easy Lekkerbek recipes to impress  your guests. 
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 If you are feeling fidgety and must  have toys, then take a peek at what  the Connect team has found for you  this week. 
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 Kate reviews a novel destined to  become a modern classic; another  work-of-art from Swedish superstar  crime writer, Henning Mankell; a  must- have book for your trips to the  bush; and a teenage thriller.
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Cruising aboard the Liquid Lounge

Nestled in the deep south of Gauteng, less than one hours drive from Joburg central lies one of the finest inland cruisers in South Africa. The Liquid Lounge makes its presence known along the lush shores of the Vaal River. This 56km section of navigable water boasts a contrast of serene nature and some of the finest real estate in the country, aptly named Millionaires Bend.

They will be running a number of special cruises during April. Why not enjoy the public holidays aboard the Liquid Lounge while cruising lazily along the Vaal?

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Medical aid for cars

Hollard MotorXtender has a unique insurance plan that provides cover for mechanical failures. Standard car insurance provides cover for accidents, theft and third party cover, whereas the MotorXtender plan protects you from the strains of wear and tear on your car. It's like medical aid for cars. There are four plans available that cater for a variety of budgets and motoring needs.

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McCarthy Call-a-Car

McCarthy Call-a-Car is your one-stop vehicle superstore. Services include the provision of vehicle finance through McCarthy Finance, as well as insurance cover through McCarthy Insurance. Mileage and title on all pre-owned vehicles is guaranteed.

So if you're in the market for a New Or Pre-Owned car, click here for more information on their great special offers, or call 0860 22 33 44 right now. A consultant will add all your details as well as your requirements to the database. Your details will be sent to selected car dealers in your region, who will contact you to view and test drive the vehicle of your choice.
 

 
The ‘New Season, New You’ Tracy Gold Mini Makeover Workshop

Join Tracy Gold, Bobbi Brown cosmetics and ghd specialist Franco International for an informative and interactive mini makeover workshop and learn to create a new and improved you.

The workshop will start with a short introduction followed by one-on-one advice from the makeover professionals, giving you practical tips on how to create a look that best suits your body shape, lifestyle, personality, life stage and budget:
  • Lose 5kg just by getting dressed in the morning.
  • Enhance your natural beauty.
  • Style your hair with ease.
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Recapture the Romance

Why not surprise that special someone with a night of five-star luxury at the trendy Melrose Arch Hotel? Valentines has gone, so if you missed the boat, here is the perfect opportunity to make up for it with a "spontaneous" night out.

Call the Mom or Mom-in- Law if you need to sort out the kids, you deserve a night out!

Come early and have a cocktail out by the pool in the late afternoon, or spend an hour in the Soundroom - music never sounded so good!

Their special includes a romantic turndown, dinner in the March Restaurant, and breakfast at only R1175 per person. The only thing left to do, is relax and enjoy!

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Suncoast Casino and Entertainment World

No trip to KwaZulu-Natal would be complete without stopping at Suncoast Casino and Entertainment World. They offer fun for the whole family - think of them as 26 hectares of entertainment heaven.

Where does one begin? Yoga on the beach? Or how about learning to surf? Maybe try your luck at the tables or slots? There are a variety of restaurants that cater for all palettes. They even have a rewards programme called Club festival which offers members awesome deals. Their current Big Deal Combo includes meal, drink and parking vouchers as well as a chance to win a stay over. For a comprehensive entertainment guide take a peek at their events calendar.
 


18th: Blur Zone...
19th: Dreemz...
20th: Breeze...
21st: Musicals unplugged
22nd: Teargas at Town...
Aruba Lounge plays host to a brand new weekly underground night.

The sensational Sir Tom Jones will be touring South Africa in April 2010.

This is your last chance to witness the Shaolin Monks' awe-inspiring performance Wheel of Life.

If you would like to email us, please click here. If you would like to contact us telephonically you can do so
on 0861 JOBURG or fax us on +27 11 483 2845 .

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